It astonishes this writer when people feel the need to remonstrate with high-heeled footgear when it is quite clear that a simple attitude adjustment will repair them of any ill-will borne toward these articles.
People should not wear heels because they want to appear fuckable. People should really be wearing 7-inch nightmares because they want to fuck everyone else up. There is a lovely air of aggression in wearing 5-inch Jeffery Campbells on a blustery Edmontonian winter’s day, and it certainly makes mincing over the icy sidewalks that much more satisfying.
So suck it up, Edmonton. No more hedging about the unfavorable heel conditions– let’s start bring these bitches to heel.